Always up for an adventure, rarely coordinated enough to survive one

Part-time fisherman, full-time hillbilly, zero-time appropriate, big beard, bigger forehead

Can usually be found either taking a nap or taking over the dance floor.

Drinks seltzers like a 20-year-old and Scotch like a 70-year-old

If there’s brunch involved, Jess is probably already there

You can always count on Alex to say what everyone else is thinking

Probably three Busch deep before the first nip slip.

Ticketmaster has probably memorized her card number by now

Used to be the one making questionable decisions, now she’s the voice of reason